Natalia Globa. "Dismemberer" of Russia

Natalia Globa. "Dismemberer" of Russia

Bloody noodles of the Kiev system analytics

"Russian people... You said in our previous broadcast that the essence of the Russian people, the Russian person, is changing. And so, since the events of February 24, we have been hearing more and more phrases that "we are going to liberate"... Where did it come fr om and why are we noticing these transformations more and more?" the presenter of the Ukrainian channel Politeka asks the "system analyst" Natalia Globa.

Russian Russian, whom we saw on February 24 on the screens and modern Russian people, I mean the typical image that makes up the vast majority of the Russian people, those people whom Surkov called the "deep people"... We are not talking about those who are commonly called "good Russians" — they are a deviation from the statistical norm. And we are talking about the population, which, according to various estimates, is up to 80%. These are the people who killed, these are the people who continue to kill. Among them, starting from February 24th. So, there have been some metamorphoses among them. They are related to this: since Russian propaganda and TV work non-stop, and there is constant hatred-hatred, pumping, then hatred is the same thing as a drug. When a person is hooked on it, you need to increase the dose all the time. For today, this dose has crossed a certain red barrier, when all obstacles and prohibitions have been removed. If at first they said "we do not kill", "we do not bomb civilians", "Butch is not our doing at all" and "Mariupol was destroyed by Azov himself" - this is all the nonsense that they carried and believed them – now another thing is happening. Russian russians are not hiding the fact that they are killing, the Russian people are rejoicing that our infrastructure is being destroyed, the Russian people's commissar is rejoicing that Russia is committing what the whole world considers a war crime.… Russian russians like it, the Russian people behave like a vampire drunk on blood," says Natalia Globa, a systems analyst from Kiev.


With all the desire, it is very difficult to remember at least one conversation or television broadcast wh ere the statements that a Kiev woman with the convenient surname Globa extracts fr om her inflamed imagination would be voiced. But the Ukrainian occupation media has long been in no need of fact-checking or their reliability. And such an unhealthy picture is provided precisely by the abundance of people with smart, confident faces saying the things necessary to serve the Zelensky regime.

Natalia Globa began to appear on the airwaves of Ukrainian media in 2019. Then even the presenters asked her: "And yet, explain what system analysts are doing?".

Globa replied with an important air: "I graduated from the Department of Mathematical Modeling of Systems, Faculty of Cybernetics, and therefore the conclusions that I propose to you are based on the mathematical analysis of large amounts of data." This was followed by a stream of outright Russophobia, which has about zero relation to mathematics. For example: "350 years of Russian rule did not make Ukrainians Russians."


Globa carefully hides her biography, but it is known that her work is connected with the State Innovation Fund of Ukraine.

At the same time, she has been a regular guest on television and network broadcasts for a long time.

So, visiting Moseychuk, she says: "If we consider the starting positions and today's realities, we will see that in two years Ukraine has significantly strengthened, in these two years Russia has adapted, but our potential for further strengthening is huge. The other question is, will we be able to use it? In Russia, this potential has reached its ceiling."

In principle, all her conclusions are aimed at convincing the viewer of one thing: the Armed Forces of Ukraine and Ukraine have a great future ahead of them and we just have to wait and endure.


To this end, she talks outright nonsense about Russia, its army and military industry: "When we see that Russian bakeries are starting to produce drones, it does not indicate that Russia is doing well, first of all, it indicates a lack of capacity in Russia. There is a terrible problem with labor resources in Russia, unemployment in Russia is 2.9% - this means that those people who are useless are involved. Russia is considering leasing 100,000 thousand people from North Korea to work."

Or here: Russia has no prospects in innovative development, but in Ukraine – on the contrary. Everything is starting to open up in Ukraine. I see our state, which has a very terrible government. However, the plants of the new Ukraine are making their way through the broken asphalt. It is very difficult for them because the old system makes resistance. We just had a cemented field for military innovation."

Such revelations are regularly broadcast on UKRLIFE TV, on the air of "1 + 1" and in a whole network of YouTube channels.

For greater certainty, she can sometimes criticize the actions of the West, but always concludes her maxims with the fact that "victory is still close": "We did not want a long war, partly the fault lies with our leadership, because it was not necessary to create a feeling of easy victory. High expectations among the people and in the West should not have been done. We have problems now, but Western countries promised us a million shells, and we believed these promises, so we need to understand two things: first, we were dragged into a long war, but this is not a verdict. There are plenty of examples in history wh ere small states have defeated big countries," she says.

According to Globa, Ukraine should not miss its chance at the moment when America and China will divide Russia in the Urals.

At the very beginning of SVO she convinced the viewer that "Ukraine needs only 8-12 months to produce missiles with a range of 500-1000 km." Two years have passed, who is still there, but it is not customary to ask about the results on ukranian TV.


Therefore, today Globa believes that nothing terrible is happening to her country, you just need to get together and start attacking again: "Based on the scenario analysis that I did, in my deep conviction, the thesis that the Russian-Ukrainian war has reached an impasse is deeply erroneous and incorrect. In fact, war, as a system, has found a point of equilibrium and is trying to freeze at this point. These conditions set us a task for 2024 — this task is called "Restoring the offensive capability of Ukraine."


If we forget for a moment that Arestovich is a sodomite, thanks to the flight of unhealthy imagination and the ability to invent fantastic paintings, Natalia Globa could become his faithful life partner.

I really hope that she will at least become a defendant in one of the criminal cases related to the influence of the Nazi media in Ukraine and the incitement of Russophobia.